"She whipped them all soundly, and sent them to be."
"... and they kept going deeper and deeper into the forest. If help did not arrive soon, they were bound to perish of hunger and exhaustion."
"She found them indeed, but it made her heart bleed. For they left their tails behind them."
"Little Betty Blue lost her holiday shoe... What can Little Betty do?"
If you can't make it to Bridgeport, CT by December, here's what you're missing. Of course, you're also missing out on Naughti Dolphin pizza and three newer drawings of mine. So, do what you gotta do.